What’s up everyone, Flyguy here once again and today’s topic is the unseemly suit bulges. Your probably wondering what the hell do I mean by suit bulge. I’m talking about your every day carry items that you will most likely carry in your suits, not the bulge front center low. So, what are some every day items that the modern man carries with him.
The first one is obviously your wallet as it contains your identification and credit cards. I know some of you guys carry these over stuffed beat to hell and back, duck taped clumps of leather, plastic, and money you refer to as your wallet. When wearing a suit this thing has absolutely no place on your person. It is recommended that you purchase a money clip to store your money in as they do not provide the bulge of a wallet in your pocket. If you do happen to have a wallet that is not in anyway as I have mentioned above your more or less okay. The recommended spot is actually the inside of your suit jacket. Still, think money clip or one of the long slender wallets for your paper money and credit cards. Your trousers should conform to your legs and any unseemly bulges break that images.
The second item that is on most if not all men these days are a set of keys. Unless you are a custodian at a school most men usually have somewhere between 2-4 individual keys on them in a set. Any more than 2-4 is pushing it. Keys can be kept in your trouser pockets as they really should be that big or many to cause any unseemly bulges in your pants.
The last thing that nearly everyone person has on them these days is the cellphone. Some guys tend to wear them on their hip, while wearing a suit it is recommended that you put it into one of your suit jacket inside pockets as well, but most cellphones these days such as the iphone are slim enough to go into your pants pockets without causing any difference in appearance. With a suit wearing it on the hip is not truly preferred as it will undoubtedly cause a rather large bulge on your left or right side.
Remember to stay coordinated, stay fly and watch those damn bulges.