Sarah Tressler Wears Bow Ties (16 Photos)

It seems the internet is exploding today over the discovery of a Journalist that leads a double life as a stripper at night. She’s now as famous as our lovely Russian spy Anna Chapman! But we just wanted to let you know that even she likes to sport ties and apparently prances around with a bow tie and her ass out wearing them also…

Her Stripper Blog:

via gawker: Apparently Tressler wrote the kiss-and-tell “for one of my NYU profs.” (She got a journalism MA in 2009.) She writes that she met Piven when she was an Us Weekly intern. She interviewed him, then he took her home and went down on her:

This is a good song, I thought as his head maneuvered somewhere below my waist. I was kind of also watching TV—a football game was on mute—and finally starting to come to the realization that John Legend was worth all the hype he was getting at the Sundance Film Festival the previous year.

I alternated between being nervous that I was not as hot as his last hookup, being amazed that I was looking at Entourage’s Ari Gold eat my pussy, and being bored with how mundane it was. It was all somewhat disappointing, frankly.

To make matters worse, I caused a minor accident that could have been disastrous. I get a bit lively when I’m being intimate, and I threw a pillow off to the side at one point, which landed on the nightstand. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a flash of light.

“Jeremy! The candle— !”

Candlelight is so cliché, anyway.

‘I strip for crazy people and then write about it so we can laugh at them TOGETHER. That’s love, people,’ she wrote, adding that her interests included ‘Brass poles, tiny muscles, money, and the perfectly polite conversation of your choosing.’


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